02 9 / 2014

not-blonde:

Winona Ryder in high school
“I was wearing an old Salvation Army shop boy’s suit. As I went to the bathroom I heard people saying, ‘Hey, faggot’. They slammed my head into a locker. I fell to the ground and they started to kick the shit out of me. I had to have stitches. The school kicked me out, not the bullies.“Years later, I went to a coffee shop and I ran into one of the girls who’d kicked me, and she said, ‘Winona, Winona, can I have your autograph?’ And I said, ‘Do you remember me? Remember in seventh grade you beat up that kid?’ And she said, ‘Kind of’. And I said, ‘That was me. Go fuck yourself.’”

not-blonde:

Winona Ryder in high school

“I was wearing an old Salvation Army shop boy’s suit. As I went to the bathroom I heard people saying, ‘Hey, faggot’. They slammed my head into a locker. I fell to the ground and they started to kick the shit out of me. I had to have stitches. The school kicked me out, not the bullies.

“Years later, I went to a coffee shop and I ran into one of the girls who’d kicked me, and she said, ‘Winona, Winona, can I have your autograph?’ And I said, ‘Do you remember me? Remember in seventh grade you beat up that kid?’ And she said, ‘Kind of’. And I said, ‘That was me. Go fuck yourself.’”

(via officialfrenchtoast)

02 9 / 2014

pierregrassou:

collection of robots trying their best

(via superhumanrequests)

02 9 / 2014

savingthrowvssexy:

unicornbl000d:

my pussy tastes like pepsi cola, my eyes are wide like cherry pie.

Wow, you are beautiful.

02 9 / 2014

01 9 / 2014

kokodokoko:

just because i don’t follow u back doesn’t mean i think u have a shitty blog. you might just have posts/fandoms/stuff i don’t really want on my dash. and hey, that’s fine. it’s YOUR tumblr you’re here for you and that’s goodgreatawesome

but please don’t think me not following you back means i hate u 5ever and that u can never inbox me or reply to my posts or follow me on twitter or something b/c that is not what it means at all

(Source: rururupansansei, via gluten-free-singles)

01 9 / 2014

currentsinbiology:

Something to keep in mind…
Thesis Defense
MY RESULTS ARE A SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT ON THE STATE OF THE AAAAAAAAAAAART

currentsinbiology:

Something to keep in mind…

Thesis Defense

MY RESULTS ARE A SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT ON THE STATE OF THE AAAAAAAAAAAART

01 9 / 2014

thebobblehat:

awkwardarbor:

didgeridooyouloveme:

caseyanthonyofficial:

That gazebo is so fucked

Are you sure gazebo is the correct word?
Are
you 
sure?


idk why you’re confused, that poor gazebo needs help

This has hit my dash three times… that final reblog made it worthy.

thebobblehat:

awkwardarbor:

didgeridooyouloveme:

caseyanthonyofficial:

That gazebo is so fucked

Are you sure gazebo is the correct word?

Are

you 

sure?

idk why you’re confused, that poor gazebo needs help

This has hit my dash three times… that final reblog made it worthy.

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via stonekidman)

01 9 / 2014

(Source: nikkihunter)

31 8 / 2014

fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

(via fake-mermaid)

31 8 / 2014

mrv3000:

ophelia-tagloff:

kestrel337:

Just imagine the Avengers going to Ikea, and Thor is the only one who can pronounce the name of anything. 

This is disproportionately hilarious to me.

#COME LET US ASSEMBLE THE LÖVBACKEN

(via lozalot)

31 8 / 2014

numptyspoon:

Starscream in the school production of Romeo and Juliet;

'NOW THAT ROMEO IS DEAD, I, JULIET, TAKE MY RIGHTFUL PLACE AS LEAD IN THIS PLAY!'

(via timidkoala)

31 8 / 2014

30 8 / 2014

skelitas:

i’m basically “pro-do whatever you want as long as you’re enjoying yourself and not hurting other people”

(via lozalot)

30 8 / 2014

93527:

Pogona vitticeps - Bearded Dragon (by Thor Hakonsen)

93527:

Pogona vitticeps - Bearded Dragon (by Thor Hakonsen)

(via heckyeahreptiles)

30 8 / 2014

cloudiiedays:

Black Mamba (Dendroaspis polylepis) by Rachel Hardy (8TwilightAngel8)

cloudiiedays:

Black Mamba (Dendroaspis polylepis) by Rachel Hardy (8TwilightAngel8)

(via repti-world)