01 8 / 2014

ohshititsgreg:

If we’re dating and you don’t let me pretend to play bongo drums on your butt then guess what? We’re through

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01 8 / 2014

thatfilthyanimal:

ohfantasyworld:

Megamind - 'Bad Guy' vs ‘Nice Guy’

Seriously, if you haven’t see this movie, you really, really should. There are so many great things about Megamind: anti-bullying, great female character, funny jokes, touching scenes, very detailed animation, super awesome music… The gif set above is probably my favourite thing, however: Nice Guy is the bad guy.

Yeah I’ve kinda wanted to talk about this a lot.

Megamind is the villain, the “bad guy”. She makes it clear that she doesn’t want him. He respects it and walks off. It comes up a few more times but it’s more of an “are you sure?” or “thats how it is” than any sort of demand.

Hal is the new “hero”. His crush on Roxanne turns into an immediate “You love me now because I’m a superhero!” and when she makes it clear that she doesn’t want him, his reaction is to tantrum, then destroy the city, inevitably killing people, and attempting to kill both Roxanne and Megamind.

Hal’s legitimately scary because women have to deal with behavior like his on a constant basis. Don’t be a Hal. Be a Megamind. RESPECT THE “NO”.

Unrelated, but my other favorite thing, besides the whole “villain is a Nice Guy”, is that Minion cross-dresses and Megamind is completely serious when he says “you look fantastic”. Megamind is totally cool about his best friend cross-dressing and encourages it. That’s very important.

Roxanne also is the only character that moves the story along. All the other characters are having an existential crisis. Roxanne throws things and steps up first and is just a fucking queen.

Also I am like 200% convinced Megamind is bi. BUT THATS ME NOT OFFICIAL CANON although Dreamworks has like abandoned Megamind entirely so fandom says he’s bi THE END fandom-canon is now canon fight me on this

Sometimes I think this movie came out a few years too early. Tumblr would have loved the shit out of this. This movie fucks with stereotyped gender roles and Nice Guy thinking and just augh Dreamworks why did you let go of this why why why that was the worst decision ever why

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01 8 / 2014

magicbuffet:

cute-pubes:

crowcrow:

baben’ it up with lavie-enrouge in pretty lacey/mesh underwear sets <3 <3 <3

loveeee

OMG

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31 7 / 2014

ihaveahutchersonproblem:

I have never reblogged anything faster in my life.

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31 7 / 2014

tomibunny:

madeleineishere:

He’s using his powers for good!

I still appreciate that the sound effect for his footsteps is ‘bub’

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31 7 / 2014

killerkurves:

macabrekawaii:

AS906 - 43 (Amy Macabre at Oh! You Pretty Things) by Hans Wendland on Flickr.
I really like this pic because it shows a still moment from a performance and I feel like I look hella cute.

killerkurves:

macabrekawaii:

AS906 - 43 (Amy Macabre at Oh! You Pretty Things) by Hans Wendland on Flickr.

I really like this pic because it shows a still moment from a performance and I feel like I look hella cute.

31 7 / 2014

wiggle-my-woggle:

nietzschesghost:

kitkatkatee:

thelegendofelectraheart:

NO FUCK WHY

…. it took me a couple seconds..

….
Damn.

whydocowsfall

wiggle-my-woggle:

nietzschesghost:

kitkatkatee:

thelegendofelectraheart:

NO FUCK WHY

…. it took me a couple seconds..

….

Damn.

whydocowsfall

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31 7 / 2014

  • 1: wow i have so much work to do
  • 1: *goes on tumblr*
  • 1: *watches a movie*
  • 1: *reads a novel*
  • 1: *takes a nap*
  • 1: *climbs a mountain*
  • 1: *backpacks through europe*
  • 1: why am i not getting anything done

30 7 / 2014

debris-we-see:

dangerninja:

Danger Ninja / Xanthia Pink / Exquisite Restraint Corsets / Hell Razor hair accessory

Please keep all credits intact.

Her cute cheeks 😍

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30 7 / 2014

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

randomredux:

leprechaunkoalas:

crescentmoonmountaintop:

idanceitarotiart:

shadowstep-of-bast:

tairupanda:

derschneefiel:

The Pallas´s Cat, also called Manul, is a small wildcat living in the grasslands and steppe of central asia.
It is named after the german naturalist Peter Simon Pallas, who first described the species in 1776.

That is the most expressive and gelatinous cat I have ever seen.

baby

And I shall name him “Floofy”.

One of my All-Time Favorite Posts. If only they could be tamed…

NOOOOOOOOOOOO! It’s name is Jesse!!! For randomredux

MY TRUE FORM

< PETS YOU AND GIVES YOU NOMS <3

30 7 / 2014

futuristic-viking:

fuckeveryonebuymeavw:

epicallyfunny:

Grab a tea infuser from this list at atmost20.com/TeaInfusers

I love these

Someone get me the shark. ;_;

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30 7 / 2014

lolitakitten:

barely-missed-becoming-historic:

8bitrevolver:

My room for old ass games.

I built the arcade cabinet and the white shelves.

I completed the shelves last night took a step back, admired my work… Then said in my head “you’re a 26 year old lady.”

But whatever, I own my own house and that means that if I want a room for old games then SO BE IT.

CAN I MARRY YOU

Can I live here??

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30 7 / 2014

alibuttons:

OOTD ~ Went to see Maw Maw and Paw Paw today (Dad’s side). :) Decided to wear my new shirt!
Awesome t-shirt and skirt - Wal-Mart
Mary-janes - Payless
Vest - DD’s Discounts, but DIY’ed by me
Necklace - Gettysburg gift shop

alibuttons:

OOTD ~ Went to see Maw Maw and Paw Paw today (Dad’s side). :) Decided to wear my new shirt!

Awesome t-shirt and skirt - Wal-Mart

Mary-janes - Payless

Vest - DD’s Discounts, but DIY’ed by me

Necklace - Gettysburg gift shop

(via chubby-bunnies)

29 7 / 2014

Anonymous said: How do I make my girl squirt

nerdgirlsneedcocktoo:

I’m quite lazy today so I will direct you to this post here on tumblr…

And this video here on xvideos

As well as these 2 helpful pictures from Puatraining ( <~~ this link has a lot of good tips as well even though the website looks like some sort of creepy pick up artist type thing)

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29 7 / 2014

cartoonpolitics:

"Only in America can you be Pro-Death Penalty, Pro-War, Pro-Unmanned Drone Bombs, Pro-Nuclear Weapons, Pro-Guns, Pro-Torture, Pro-Land Mines, AND still call yourself ‘Pro-Life.’ " .. (John Fugelsang)

cartoonpolitics:

"Only in America can you be Pro-Death Penalty, Pro-War, Pro-Unmanned Drone Bombs, Pro-Nuclear Weapons, Pro-Guns, Pro-Torture, Pro-Land Mines, AND still call yourself ‘Pro-Life.’ " .. (John Fugelsang)

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